Archive for September, 2010

In response to recent muslim attacks against U.S.  troops abroad, the State Dept. announced the release of it’s newest weapon in the war on terror.

This highly effective minister of death offers 10 ways to die at under a buck!

Defense Sec. Robert Gates refered to the weapon as the “slow death”and refered to it’s multi faceted attack agents “obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and deaths from E-coli bacteria.”

Plans are to place one weapon at every major intersection in Al-Quada occupied territories. Officials hope to have one near every school by years end in efforts to thwart recruitment of young, healthy, would-be terrorists.

Operation Big Mac is expected to launch by mid- October.